Phoebe and Her Unicorn by Dana Simpson for May 29, 2017

I know the darker goblin is Blaartholemew, the lighter one might be Blaartleby. I don’t know the yellow one or the fourth one of unknown color.

I wonder if Dakota is going to start slowly transforming into a goblin, Pleasure Island-style, from being considered their ruler.

Evasion is important.

Blaartholomew and his fellow goblins sure adore Dakota.

I want a throne thingy!

If she used a different kind of magical creature you could say she was troll-ing for compliments.

OK I’ll be quiet.

I prefer Phoebe’s ride.

That’s what I’d do too. Just to mess with her.

I’ve been reading the archives for a while now, so I have a question.

Is Dakota’s “magic hair” still sentient?

Dare I say that Dakota is with her own kind now….?

“Notice anything different about me?” “You’ve gained weight?”

“The goblins are carrying a litter.”

“What, do you mean I’m trash?”

“Hey, you said it.”

“Notice anything different about me?”

“You’re turning green and scaly?”