Herman by Jim Unger for May 27, 2017

Is she bragging or complaining?

Looks like a bottle of maple syrup, which, when spread on the right body parts, well…..

Guess he went by the ounces needed per square foot

Got it at Sam’s Club.

Smells just like whiskey too, I’ll bet.

Evening In Paris?

You lucky girl! You’d better marry that guy.

Like what I’d get my mom when I was young. She was always gracious but I doubt she ever wore any (I hope not)

Nothing like getting the large economy size.

She’s gonna get laid like a pancake.