Wizard of Id by Parker and Hart for May 27, 2017

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    debra4life  almost 7 years ago

    Ladder, rope, grappling hook with line, key to the front door, cut off her hair and nail it to the window sill… The list is endless.

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    William Pursell  almost 7 years ago

    Oye well Gwenelda,remember it could be worse…..He could be a knight wearing ALL his armor.

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    Gent  almost 7 years ago

    Must be a very thick and muscular neck…

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    Lyons Group, Inc.  almost 7 years ago

    Wiki-Lyon: Gwenelda was Rapunzel’s little-known cousin born 3 year after her. Like her cousin, she also suffers the same rare follicle condition that makes her hair grow ten times longer than normal.

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    Diat60  almost 7 years ago

    Yeah, and the Dook ain’t no lite weight either.

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    KEA  almost 7 years ago

    Gwenelda! I like that.

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    1953Baby  almost 7 years ago

    hey, kiddo, wait until you’re 60 or 70. . .that’s when the consequences will really kick in. . .

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    brklnbern  almost 7 years ago

    The beginning of chiropractors.

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    Dr_Zinj  almost 7 years ago

    Blondes. Anyone else would have put a hook in the window frame to tie the hair to. And a red head would have braided a rope instead.

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