This is one of Lio’s more transparent get rich quick schemes. And not even a very profitable one, at that. Sure, he gets his dinosaur fed, but he collects only 25 cents cash. And if this Little Girl (and other marks like her) takes it to litigation, Lio will be in the red….
ShadowBeast Premium Member about 7 years ago
Go call for a firetruck little girl. Save the quarter.
chris_weaver about 7 years ago
Lio’s assistant: recently acquired from the Jurassic Pet Store.
NeedaChuckle Premium Member about 7 years ago
Looks slightly better than the Police Academy method.
newyorkslim almost 7 years ago
For 50 cents takes care of annoying starlings nesting around your roofline.
Christine Morgan Premium Member almost 7 years ago
Steve Martin figured it out in Roxanne!
bigcatbusiness almost 7 years ago
Forget it little girl. Find a ladder and do the rescuing yourself.
Sisyphos almost 7 years ago
This is one of Lio’s more transparent get rich quick schemes. And not even a very profitable one, at that. Sure, he gets his dinosaur fed, but he collects only 25 cents cash. And if this Little Girl (and other marks like her) takes it to litigation, Lio will be in the red….
Ermine Notyours almost 7 years ago
He should have added, “No refunds.”
DEEZ NUTS almost 3 years ago
I should try that!