Lay Lines by Carol Lay for May 10, 2017

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    Randy B Premium Member almost 7 years ago

    Paranoia will destroy ya.

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    Ida No  almost 7 years ago

    Taster talking to the cook: “I get more free meals that way. And I simply loved the duck livers. But, could you go a little lighter on the salt? My doctor warned me about heart disease.”

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    gigagrouch  almost 7 years ago

    … i spent years building up an immunity to iocaine powder…

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    Radish the wordsmith  almost 7 years ago

    We should remember that we outnumber them, 99 to 1.

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    Army_Nurse  almost 7 years ago

    watch it… there’s a bomb in the hot dog cart…

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