Non Sequitur by Wiley Miller for April 29, 2017

As in it doesn’t work? The fan can’t remove her air attack?

Sounds like they had chili with onions and extra beans for dinner

He’ll play his favorite ‘bassoon arpeggio’ from the opera ‘I Gotta Tutti,’ while reading the news. She will counter with the ‘air-horn’ solo from ‘Der Air-Freshener.’

Better activate the protective shield, shut the door before proceeding to destination… (doesn’t everyone?)

Speaking of cat…anybody seen Perky ?

If that warning doesn’t scare you , nothing will.

Being single has its benefits.

OK, Texans don’t like beans in their chili…..Fine. I don’t know why….They’d probably just brag that their beans are bigger than others…And as much as they ride horses, I can understand their beans being swollen..

Most Texans are all hat and no horse !

The other great debate is the use of cubed or ground beef.

For me, it’s whatever I happen to have on hand, at the time.

I like my chili muy caliente ( you feel the burn twice ), but most folks don’t ( including my wife and family ) so when I make it, I ‘tone it down’ .

I lived in Texas for 6 years and the way I heard it was: all hat and no cattle.

Texas myths busted again.

Seems like no one needs congressional approval any more.

Albertans and Texans have a lot in common: Oil, cattle, and an underlying sentiment for secession.