Andy Capp by Reg Smythe for April 10, 2017

how good of a cook IS Bob compared to his musical talent?

I think I’ll pass Vinie’s Burgers

Oye I heard Vinnie’s had a wee problem with food poisoning,it seems Bob is as good with his guitar as he is as a cook.

Actually, we don’t have to assume that Bob will be frying up any burgers. He could well be there to clean up the van, or to fetch and carry, or to be the food taster…..(Small loss indeed if Bob is poisoned!)

Those hookers are all over…

Andy always has to take the shine off Bob!

Not that Bob had much shine to start with…

xxx

@Afficionado

I get the weather on my phone. In my opinion there are 2 things you can never be prepared for. One is the weather the other one is job interviews.

I don’t mind going out to do errands because it gets me out the office and into the fresh air. Normally when I get back I just have over half an hour to go before I finish. That is when I go to the Post Office and not to buy milk. Went to Post Office today and enjoyed the fresh air and walking about. The sky was dark and I got caught in the rain coming home.

@Afficionado

Oops. My bad. It wasn’t raining but I thought it would have done.

Guitar Bob just can’t catch a break.