Breaking Cat News by Georgia Dunn for April 27, 2017

If I get a cat, her name will be Nature, for she shall abhor the vacuum.

He’s at war with the dreaded vacuum! lol

They’re so brave when the vacuum is not turned on.

Ancient astronaut theorists suggest that that’s actually a transforming alien disguised in the form of an inconspicuous vacuum cleaner. They further suggest that these fiendish aliens are planning to take over this planet by sucking all human beings into the voids of an endless dimension. Thankfully their fiendish plot was exposed by brave cat reporters of Breaking Cat news. Stay tuned for more updates …

Brave Puck strikes

The vacuum cleaner, natural enemy of all house pets.

The shape of the vacuum cleaner bag resembles the pregnant woman,which in turn reminds the cats that their time as #1 cute,soft little animals around the house is coming to an end.

None of my cats has ever tried attacking the vacuum—because even when it’s unplugged and silent, they won’t go near it.

I knew our Siamese was a unique cat the first time I vacuumed around him and actually had to move him out of the way to do the section of floor that he was sitting on. He must have lived with an obsessively clean person at one point to be so nonchalant.

My one cat would actually attack the vacuum cleaner while it was running. She was a brave little soul.

<—-This guy, Chi-Chi, loves the vacuum on. He wants me to use it on him. Of course, I put an attachment on the vacuum and then I can clean him and he just loves it! I have video of it and people love that he just sits there and eats it all up (figuratively, not literally, of course). The others say “RUN!!!” when the vacuum is around.

When I vacuum, I always tell my babies “hidey hole guys, hidey hole”. And they go and hide until I finish vacuuming.

a fun comic no doubt

Dean – cat on the right in avatar – will let me vacuum him with the attachment. His brother Sammy vanishes as soon as the vacuum turns on

Sucked up some of your nip, did it?

I’m happy this comic has progressed into newspaper syndication. But I miss the old-style, long and artistic panels. The old ones would never fit in a newspaper slot, not even the Sunday section, so I won’t be the one to begrudge Georgia this growing audience. I’m just glad to have been around to enjoy the original incarnation.

Thinking on it, why IS Lupin angry at the vac? He can’t hear it.

Georgia you are the best. So glad I was following your ride to success early on. Ray

Its a vacuum cleaner silly woman! Don`t you understand – A VACUUM CLEANER!! LOL

Hellooo!! Vacuum Cleaner!! I’m sure in real life the Woman is not so clueless. “What’s got you so angry?” Use your eyes! She probably wouldn’t survive without feline help. It’s a good thing the boys chose to live with her. Well, Elvis did anyway. The others came along after she became a them.

Va-Koom: It can eat and yell at the same time!

Oh no, IT’S BACK.