Calvin and Hobbes by Bill Watterson for May 02, 2017

“Ok, that’s good enough this time. But, next time put it to music.”

νєяѕє ραѕѕωσя∂ѕ؟ ¢нαиgє ιт тσ σиє ωσя∂ σя ℓєттєя σя ѕσмєтнιиg.

Tigers Rule!

Difficult password! I couldn’t remember it!!

Tigers have stripes

And don’t need knives

Tigers are strong

And are never wrong

Tigers are cute

But also astute

If you value your life

You dare not refute

Don’t be a fool

Tigers are cool

And yes of course,

Tigers Rule!

Hobbes needs to work on his grammar…. “If I WERE a tiger, that would be neat”.

Benefits of claws

I get the feeling this could go on all day.

Tigers are great, they can’t be beat.If I were a tiger, you’d be meat!

Knowing Hobbes, there are another 38 verses to go.

http://www.gocomics.com/calvinandhobbes/1987/08/22

http://www.gocomics.com/calvinandhobbes/1988/05/01

http://www.gocomics.com/calvinandhobbes/1989/09/24

128000 bit password encryption is hard to break.

Verse One: “Tigers are mean! Tigers are fierce! Tigers have teeth and claws that pierce!”

Verse Two: “Tigers are great! They can’t be beat! If I was a tiger, that would be neat!”

Verse Six: “Tigers are nimble and light on their toes. My respect for tigers continually grows.”

Verse Seven: “Tigers are perfect, the E-Pit-O-Me of good looks and grace and quiet dignity.”

Final Verse (Presumably): “Tigers are great! They’re the toast of the town. Life’s always better when a tiger’s around!”

Unknown Verses

Verse Three: “Tigers are wonderful! Tigers are jumpy! But tigers are as sweet as a jar of honey!”

Verse Four: " Tigers jump when they are small they are your best friends but they eat everyone in the mall!"

Secret Verses

Verse Five:“Tigers are great! Tigers are fierce! Tigers are sweet even though they have teeth that pierce!”

To the victor goes the spoils.

Tigers are killers. That’s what I say! Apart from the cuddly ones of course. So that rules Hobbes out…

xxx