Wizard of Id by Parker and Hart for April 04, 2017

Well as they say life’s full of ups and downs,Id U just supplied the up, and Now the Fink is supplying the down.

Quick, raise tuition!

or take away your right to privacy on the internet

Few good deeds go unpunished

Congrats to UNC on their win, and to Gonzaga for making the game a nail-biter.

Time for a tax increase in North Carolina – unless you are a Duke fan.

Id University are…just doesn’t look or sound right grammatically, does it?

I was (mildly) disappointed at the result, but I thought a headline for it was excellent: “NC wrests title from Zags in last minute”. Who uses the word “wrest” any more?

Except all the IDahoans I know are sad that the Zags lost.

Or a tuition increase.