Lio by Mark Tatulli for March 30, 2017

Reginald should get a clip-on chained wallet like I do. (No way he’s 30 years old though.)

So there are pockets in Kong’s hide? Isn’t evolution amazing? And I keep my wallet in my right front pocket. I started doing this while on vacation in Paris on the advice of the French government’s own list of suggestions for international travelers. And the guides at both Versailles and the Louvre suggested the same thing, telling us that professional pickpockets targeted international visitors almost exclusively. Once back home, I decided there were lots of practical reasons to do the same here.

King Kong with a DL is ridiculous – he never could parallel park!

Kong’s first name is “Reginald”? Maybe I should see the original movie again and hear what I missed!

My license photo looks almost as bad.

He has some big bills in that wallet.

Sooooo… This time, the Chrysler Building!

When it comes to “your i.d. please” THIS guy does the askin.

Weight? Height?

First I thought he had a butt itch.

Reginald? Who knew?

Well, Lio, are you going to return Reggie’s wallet and Driver’s License or not? Where’s your climbing equipment?

Never keep you wallet in your back pocket. It’s bad for you back.

Now he can’t get into the bar at the top of the building. I bet it has a great view.