Lalo Alcaraz for April 16, 2017

Just an off the cuff lie to keep the news off his back.

Interventor is hyperventilating again. If you consort with agents of a hostile foreign power, you should expect to be surveilled. A FISA court decided there was probable cause to surveil. All legal. All obvious. All pointing to treasonous collusion with the Russians. Oh, and as to Susan Rice, as NATIONAL SECURITY ADVISER, she was doing her JOB. Double duh. This stuff is so painfully obvious that you have to live in an alternate reality where facts don’t matter…oh, right, sorry, I forgot about the alternate reality inhabited by our sociopathic narcissist “dear leader” who not only also suffers from ADHD, but inflicts that suffering on the country.

Uh-Oh! Time to drop another bomb to create another smokescreen! Of course, the smoke blows away after a while, and the truth he’s trying to hide becomes clear again!

Does anybody seriously believe anything out of the Orange Idiots mouth? Besides his incredibly ignorant “base” I mean.

Trump’s supporters don’t really need evidence anyway. They just need someone to agree with their preconceived beliefs.

Trump takes both sides of all issues.

Trump takes more positions than the Khama sutra.

It’s’ like reading Alice in Wonderland with a very unhappy ending. You can figure out who is the March Hare and the Cheshire Cat.

Fingers crossed, trump will be impeached. Or, if people keep up the pressure, he will not seek or accept the nomination of his party for another term.

People forgot the marches during Vietnam made a difference,

Trump has the proof Obama wire tapped him personally, just ask him. However, it is obvious he had Russian ties and worked to throw the election with a foreign agent. Whether this is because they have something to blackmail or because he is so incompetent he doesn’t understand what working with Putin will do. Either way, it seems Republicans care little about the Russian connection because they are getting their way ( I guess? kinda? )

To MDavis: That is a false narrative, also known as a lie. Those who repeat it are either liars themselves or are suckers being led around by the nose.

Do you even watch the news? This strip is a lie or better yet… Fake News :)

To Vorp: Please show your proof. Which means proof that there were any illegal wiretaps. Oh, right, you don’t actually have any. Thanks for playing!

The nose knows!