Moderately Confused by Jeff Stahler for March 30, 2017

I once saw this “game” in MAD magazine. It had several columns of silly sounding words and you had to guess if the word was a prescription drug name or a Godzilla enemy name. It was absolutely hilarious!

Side effects include uncontrolled vowel movement……

This already happened for real. There is an antihistamine called Xyzal, just went OTC in last month or so. It’s refined zyrtec,, was supposed to be less somnolence but wasn’t. Lost it’s patent quickly .

Bayer makes an antibiotic called Moxifloxacin — clever funny! Rare to see two x’s.

Then there’s the generic for the ED drug called mycoxafloppin.

Jeremiah Peabody’s Poly-unsaturated, quick-dissolving, fast-acting, green and yellow pills.