Odd, I’ve never once had a vegetarian (or vegan) talk to me about their bowels or any other aspect of their diet. I have, however, heard many of my fellow omnivores publicly ridicule vegetarians. Must be hanging around the wrong people.
Food evangelists can be worse than the religious kind
I have customers that seem compelled to tell me all about their diets, as they proceed to try to pick an argument with me about how none of the yogurt we stock is healthy enough for them
I wont argue, I agree
Most of the yogurt is cultured candy because that’s what most people buy, myself included
Modern Humans are omnivores; we are designed that way. We have eyeteeth, the sign of meat eaters, and our tooth enamel is not thick enough for a pure vegetarian diet. Until we started washing our vegetables the dirt in the veggies would soon wear away our teeth.
I was substituting in a class once when an obnoxious child from another class mooned the class.
Folks thought he had gotten the better of me by getting away with it. I agreed and expressed the wish he had just wiped better. He then felt the need to show his rump was feces-free but they never knew if he had just cleaned it afterward.
Farside99 about 7 years ago
Sounds like he’s full of…uh…vegetables….
Cloudchaser about 7 years ago
Vegetarians/vegans really are gassier than carnists
DaveG1960 about 7 years ago
TM.I.!
cdward about 7 years ago
Odd, I’ve never once had a vegetarian (or vegan) talk to me about their bowels or any other aspect of their diet. I have, however, heard many of my fellow omnivores publicly ridicule vegetarians. Must be hanging around the wrong people.
Doctor Toon about 7 years ago
Food evangelists can be worse than the religious kind
I have customers that seem compelled to tell me all about their diets, as they proceed to try to pick an argument with me about how none of the yogurt we stock is healthy enough for them
I wont argue, I agree
Most of the yogurt is cultured candy because that’s what most people buy, myself included
Germanshepherds4ever about 7 years ago
Ewwwwwwwwwwwww. TMI
Cronkers McGee Premium Member about 7 years ago
TMI—- Too Much Information, let him ask if he really wants to know, ha- ha.
Baslim the Beggar Premium Member about 7 years ago
The kind of guy who would go on Wheel of Fortune and ask to buy a bowel…
sandpiper about 7 years ago
And I thought ‘wanna see my appendix scar’ was bad. GAH!!
Dr_Zinj about 7 years ago
Yes, his bowls are great; but his cognitive abilities have dropped below that of a chimpanzee.
JPuzzleWhiz about 7 years ago
Well, now this strip has sunk to the lowest form of comedy: bathroom humor! >:oP
FishDog93 about 7 years ago
Reminds me of my dad, for some reason he thinks other people are interested in his bowel movements.
Eliezer about 7 years ago
Perfect timing, in light of the recent finding that some Neanderthals were vegetarians.
V45mikky about 7 years ago
My bowels are better than your bowels
1953Baby about 7 years ago
It amazes me how many folks think I want to know about the workings of their innards. . .or their sex lives! What is it with people?
ChessPirate about 7 years ago
@Dr_Zinj
Yes, his bowls are great; but his cognitive abilities have dropped below that of a chimpanzee.
My bowls are great, too! Especially a plain black one that seems darn near unbreakable! ☺
BiathlonNut about 7 years ago
Modern Humans are omnivores; we are designed that way. We have eyeteeth, the sign of meat eaters, and our tooth enamel is not thick enough for a pure vegetarian diet. Until we started washing our vegetables the dirt in the veggies would soon wear away our teeth.
David Huie Green LosersBlameOthers&It'sYOURfault about 7 years ago
Meat provides chemicals needed to allow proper brain function. (Some plants can make up for some of the missing proteins, but not all, not erywhere.)
Thus, the ones with mental deficiencies are convinced they are smarter than the others.
David Huie Green LosersBlameOthers&It'sYOURfault about 7 years ago
I was substituting in a class once when an obnoxious child from another class mooned the class.
Folks thought he had gotten the better of me by getting away with it. I agreed and expressed the wish he had just wiped better. He then felt the need to show his rump was feces-free but they never knew if he had just cleaned it afterward.
danketaz Premium Member about 7 years ago
The question being,“What’s that smell?”
Sailor46 USN 65-95 about 7 years ago
That is information that has to be Volunteered, because we’ll never ask for it.