Andy Capp by Reg Smythe for March 01, 2017

As if Andy will EVER repent, vicar.

I don’t believe I’ve ever been to that pub, vicar. Can you point me in the right direction?

Hell doesn’t want him either.

Guitar Bob must have been in tonight to get Andy into song.

Gosh, Vicar, you don’t have to swear, just because Andy got the answer right.

Aye and Besides Afficionado,I’m thinking Andy’d be most uncomfortable in all that Heavenly Garb and a playin’ harp would NOT be in his hand;unless it’s the harp on the side of a Guinness bottle.

Hell comes later. Right now you are three steps from the canal.

One of my favorite Andy Capp episodes: The Vicar was scolding Andy (who was just the tad bit sloshed, you understand). The Vicar: “What’ll it be, Capp, Heaven or Hell, Heaven or Hell?” Andy turns to the reader and says, “I’m easy, really. I’ve got mates in both places.”

Coach & Horses sounds a lot better & way more fun!

In Heaven there is no beer, that’s why we drink it here, and when we’re gone from here, all our friends will be drinking all our beer!

HELL NO….!

Why is Andy alway called Mr. Capp?

Good on his singing a Welshie’s song on St David’s Day!

Andy’s next song should be “Highway to Hell”

Because Andy is going to end up there for sure!

xxx

@Afficionado

No it’s me. I didn’t understand them.

That’s an excellent picture of Typhoon Timmy.

I have booked a week’s leave from work. Starting from Monday 6th March – Monday 13th March. So next week, I won’t be at work.

I’m actually trying NOT to imagine Andy with a halo, white gown, wings and playing a harp! Haha.

Wow. I didn’t know you had Facebook for over 10 years! Because I recall in one of your comments a couple of years ago that you didn’t want to get Facebook.

If the vicar had been to the Coach and Horses, he’d know it was hell.

Preacher man sells his magical hell fantasy as if that ever worked.

Well, Andy sure isn’t going to Heaven, that’s for sure. Then again, Andy might find Heaven boring.