Frog Applause by Teresa Burritt for February 23, 2017

If you like what you see, put a ring on it.

https://www.primallifeorganics.com/products/babys-butt-balm

Your jewellery shows up nicely on the fluoroscope, but I wouldn’t lean too heavily on it. It has been deemed hazardous since the last time I saw my feet ’scoped in a shoe store….

Is the Elbow Butter Balm the one in the green can?

Honey, I can’t find the g string in your pants either.B-)

“I like the leather patches on your sweater.”

“I’m not wearing a sweater.”

May also s core some loos e change, and p erhaps even p aper curren cy in the p ockets..

Wolverine – the early days of transition.

Hullo all…..

you know, I rarely venture into this forum, and almost never comment….

But I don’t think I can catch lame-initis from one quick visit.

I’ve been swamped with e-mails and explanations and all that,

since my recent incarceration in GoComics jail..

But I finally caught up with the comments here from Monday, when Happyᵌ posted about my situation….

Thanks, Happyᵌ….

I hadn’t realised that anyone responded…

I was very grateful when I discovered that some of you jumped in and wrote to GoComics on my behalf, so I thought I should come say thanks.

Yup. I really should do that.

What?

Oh.

OK… thanks, guys!

Meanwhile, GoComics told me my brief prison gig was a big fat mistake!

I’m still convinced the e-mails helped.

So thanks, again, really.

Now… do I need to dust the lame off my clothes when I leave?

As an in home care provider i am well acquainted with butt balm.

that’s easy for her to say…

…my dog’s elbow butter will not be the butt [er] of your joke…

…@#$%! Supergirl, quit looking at me like you are seeing me naked…

…is that a ring of fire?…

…not according to Johnny Cash…

…Jesus: Damn it,Jim, I’m a miracle worker, not a doctor (old Bones joke)…

…what did one font say to the other?…

…you’re not my type…

What did the comma say to the cat?

“Nice paws”….hee haw, hee haw.

You put the balm on?

Who told you to put the balm on?

I didn’t tell you to put the balm on.

Why’d you put the balm on?

- Jackie Chiles; Seinfeld

Pants?

Yes, please.