Savage Chickens by Doug Savage for April 27, 2017
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Transcript:
The secret to softer, younger looking skin... age-defying moisturizer. The secret to softer, goofier looking skin... clown makeup. The secret to scalier, greener looking skin... experimentation with lizard DNA. The secret to softer, goofier, greener looking skin... become a Muppet.
Ida No about 7 years ago
I want skin so soft that it retains impact marks from dust particles for 4 days afterward.
PoodleGroomer about 7 years ago
I want blue fur, no self restraint, and cookies.
Zen-of-Zinfandel about 7 years ago
I’m tickled pink and green.