The Duplex by Glenn McCoy for February 15, 2017

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    WoodEye  about 7 years ago

    Just wash it with your new red sweatshirt.

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    TossedSaladCartoon  about 7 years ago

    Men: Loving simplicity since forever!

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    Knightman Premium Member about 7 years ago

    When you find out the colors of RED, Eno your face will match it!!!

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    Plods with ...™  about 7 years ago

    vermilion, cherry, cerise, cardinal, carmine, wine, blood-red; coral, cochineal, rose; brick-red, maroon….

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    GROG Premium Member about 7 years ago

    What a maroon!

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    Zen-of-Zinfandel  about 7 years ago

    Something pinkish, so you can march with the Best Friends Animal Society.

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    Kristiaan  about 7 years ago

    Translation for men: it comes in red, red and red.

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    Doug Taylor Premium Member about 7 years ago

    You can have any colour you want as long as it’s black.

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    KEA  about 7 years ago

    According to Honda my Accord Coupe was "red"… but it sure looked like a fine burgundy to me.

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    ChessPirate  about 7 years ago

    From "Mr. Blandings Builds His Dream House:

    Muriel Blandings: I want it to be a soft green, not as blue-green as a robin’s egg, but not as yellow-green as daffodil buds. Now, the only sample I could get is a little too yellow, but don’t let whoever does it go to the other extreme and get it too blue. It should just be a sort of grayish-yellow-green. Now, the dining room. I’d like yellow. Not just yellow; a very gay yellow. Something bright and sunshine-y. I tell you, Mr. PeDelford, if you’ll send one of your men to the grocer for a pound of their best butter, and match that exactly, you can’t go wrong! Now, this is the paper we’re going to use in the hall. It’s flowered, but I don’t want the ceiling to match any of the colors of the flowers. There’s some little dots in the background, and it’s these dots I want you to match. Not the little greenish dot near the hollyhock leaf, but the little bluish dot between the rosebud and the delphinium blossom. Is that clear? Now the kitchen is to be white. Not a cold, antiseptic hospital white. A little warmer, but still, not to suggest any other color but white. Now for the powder room – in here – I want you to match this thread, and don’t lose it. It’s the only spool I have and I had an awful time finding it! As you can see, it’s practically an apple red. Somewhere between a healthy winesap and an unripened Jonathan. Oh, excuse me…

    Mr. Delford: You got that Charlie?

    Workman: Red, green, blue, yellow, white.

    Mr. Delford: Check.

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    daleandkristen  about 7 years ago

    My car is not red….it’s ‘sangria red’. Oy!

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