This is a koala look alike. It is totally different and they like to jump on you from the trees and bite your head off. The DROP BEAR is there.
The best description of a drop bear is to liken them to giant carnivorous koalas. They are said to live in the tops of eucalyptus and gum trees and hunt by dropping from trees onto the heads of their victims, knocking them unconscious, and then devouring them. They are equipped with sharp teeth and razor-like claws. It is said that they prefer to hunt at night and are not afraid of attacking creatures that are much larger than them. In all likeliness, they are fake creatures that were invented with the sole purpose of scaring tourists and outsiders. Children are frequently told stories of the deadly koala cousins and how they should avoid them. There are some utterly absurd methods of deterring them, like spreading toothpaste or vegemite behind your ears and your neck. Although the best method of protecting oneself from a drop bear attack is to hold a screwdriver above one’s head. If a drop bear attacks, it will accidentally impale itself on the tool. Campers beware! The drop bears are out to get you!
John Wiley Premium Member over 7 years ago
A koala’s got my baby……Nope, just doesn’t sound right.
grainpaw over 7 years ago
It must be the Australian equivalent of the jackalope.
ars731 over 7 years ago
I question this comic’s accuracy. everyone knows that its Drop Bears you have to watch out for
Night-Gaunt49[Bozo is Boffo] over 7 years ago
This is a koala look alike. It is totally different and they like to jump on you from the trees and bite your head off. The DROP BEAR is there.
The best description of a drop bear is to liken them to giant carnivorous koalas. They are said to live in the tops of eucalyptus and gum trees and hunt by dropping from trees onto the heads of their victims, knocking them unconscious, and then devouring them. They are equipped with sharp teeth and razor-like claws. It is said that they prefer to hunt at night and are not afraid of attacking creatures that are much larger than them. In all likeliness, they are fake creatures that were invented with the sole purpose of scaring tourists and outsiders. Children are frequently told stories of the deadly koala cousins and how they should avoid them. There are some utterly absurd methods of deterring them, like spreading toothpaste or vegemite behind your ears and your neck. Although the best method of protecting oneself from a drop bear attack is to hold a screwdriver above one’s head. If a drop bear attacks, it will accidentally impale itself on the tool. Campers beware! The drop bears are out to get you!
pcolli over 7 years ago
The koala isn’t as innocent as it appears. For a start it’s supposed to be riddled with chlamydia.
Laurie Stoker Premium Member over 7 years ago
Ah, yes. Drop Bears!
Say What Now‽ Premium Member over 7 years ago
In Australia, If the koala doesn’t kill, you the spiders will.