Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal by Zach Weinersmith for January 07, 2017

I copied something from Wikipedia.

Close enough.

Yep… as long as we can label it, we can look for “treatment options” …

And though they’re a total failure….

their existence gives the “syndrome” social status.

You’re not a lazy good-for-nothing;

you’re a certified victim.

The drugs used for treating laziness syndrome include a belt strap to your butt, and a wrench to your face. Neither of which are covered under the proposed GOP healthcare program.

I like how the adult’s sentence ends with a period, not a question mark, as if not actually wanting an answer.

Kids using their 504s or IEPs to get out of doing work might be acceptable in K-12 education but after that the world is different. We want results.