Sink: I'm sorry, Larry, I've got some bad news... I've met someone else. Now let that sink in.
He’s not a Standard model.
She’s bringing the new guy to the house before she even pulls the plug on Larry?
That’s plumb nasty!
Maybe they weren’t a good match…. or maybe they didn’t have a good connection,
but whatever it is….
As my Dad would say… she’s a real piece of work.
Larry’s just standing there, with nothing to counter her with….
I can see his face drain.
Next week it’ll all be water under the bridge.
Another relationship down the drain.
Larry’s getting hot. But she’s colder than cold – she told him this on their porcelain wedding anniversary.
Later, he’ll be glad to be rid of that old bidet.
It went in one drain and out the other.
The new guy doesn’t look like an American Standard, more like some fancy European model!
Maybe the new guy’s got a ring.
What is she basin that on?
Stopper that!
Dan Thompson
Radish the wordsmith over 7 years ago
He’s not a Standard model.
SusanSunshine Premium Member over 7 years ago
She’s bringing the new guy to the house before she even pulls the plug on Larry?
That’s plumb nasty!
Maybe they weren’t a good match…. or maybe they didn’t have a good connection,
but whatever it is….
As my Dad would say… she’s a real piece of work.
Larry’s just standing there, with nothing to counter her with….
I can see his face drain.
Next week it’ll all be water under the bridge.
x_Tech over 7 years ago
Another relationship down the drain.
jreckard over 7 years ago
Larry’s getting hot. But she’s colder than cold – she told him this on their porcelain wedding anniversary.
whiteheron over 7 years ago
Later, he’ll be glad to be rid of that old bidet.
GROG Premium Member over 7 years ago
It went in one drain and out the other.
CYGNUS X1 over 7 years ago
The new guy doesn’t look like an American Standard, more like some fancy European model!
mr_sherman Premium Member over 7 years ago
Maybe the new guy’s got a ring.
sandflea over 7 years ago
What is she basin that on?
Godfreydaniel over 7 years ago
Stopper that!