I've got a minor cold. My throat is sore! My liver is totally crap! I had like 6 aneurysms this weekend. I've got the plague, ebola and typhoid.
My hand feels itchy.
That’s what they get for making the sick guy do the lunch run.
One-upmanship?
Next one: “I’ve been dead for a week.”
1UP’s came long before video games!
The office of “Hypochondriacs Anonymous”?
Something going around the office? Probably got it from their kindergartner.
Wait until they retire and hit the park bench…
Next person says, “What time is my funeral?”
It’s common sense, why waste a perfectly good day off being sick?
Wulff & Morgenthaler
SwimsWithSharks over 7 years ago
My hand feels itchy.
Bilan over 7 years ago
That’s what they get for making the sick guy do the lunch run.
John Wiley Premium Member over 7 years ago
One-upmanship?
ACK! Premium Member over 7 years ago
Next one: “I’ve been dead for a week.”
TossedSaladCartoon over 7 years ago
1UP’s came long before video games!
Nuliajuk over 7 years ago
The office of “Hypochondriacs Anonymous”?
Roadrunner Premium Member over 7 years ago
Something going around the office? Probably got it from their kindergartner.
Ragtime78rpm over 7 years ago
Wait until they retire and hit the park bench…
pcolli over 7 years ago
Next person says, “What time is my funeral?”
Funny_Ha_Ha over 7 years ago
It’s common sense, why waste a perfectly good day off being sick?