Andy Capp by Reg Smythe for January 06, 2017

She had the keys………………..

sounds kind of like the Julius “Groucho” Marx quote about shooting an elephant in Marx’s pajamas (how the elephant got into Marx’s PJs, we’ll never know)

and the helmet too?

I hope you did not have any beer in the side bags….

The bike can be replaced. The wife can keep the old one as long as she doesn’t came back

The least the neighbor could do is to return the motorbike, as a gesture of good will. Doncha think?

Aye Derek,that IS terrible it would seem that your wife was NOT YOUR wife,a new female friend you may acquire in time,But a GOOD motorbike,is a completely different matter indeed!

Old Joke…My wife ran off with my best friend, I sure do miss him.

Short and sweets……………..

Losing a motorbike would be worth it to get rid of my first wife, instead of what the divorce cost me.

The other version: “Looking for a good wife with a sports car. Send a picture of the car.”

Another old joke: Play a country song backwards and your wife and your best friend will bring back your dog and your truck!

Another lame strip. That joke is so old it’s growing grey hairs.

xxx

Feeling better today.

I’m afraid I have to agree with Andy on this one.

If it was a Harley, then It’s agonizing.