A fixer-upper then? As long as the foundation is sound, in this case the symmetrical nostrils, then you can remodel the rest with just a little bit of effort.
Soon, Innerspace Communications was a registered trademark owned by VTR. Instantaneous communications became ordinary. Dr. Altwin discovered that there was a Grand Layout And Design for the universe. More importantly, the G.L.A.D. was fluid. The next logical step was moving matter through inner space, employing the fluid nature of the G.L.A.D.. There were obstacles, of course, but Dr. Altwin lived up to his given name and skated through them, using applied brute mental force where necessary.
Twenty years later, there existed a device no larger than a microwave oven that could be used for instantaneous transport of objects, and even people, enclosed within a spherical region with a radius of 12 meters. There was a price. The energy representing an object moving from one place to another had to be balanced by an equal amount of energy from where it went. The laws of thermodynamics could not be violated. Using Inner space allowed energy to be extracted from the “quantum foam” to maintain the G.L.A.D. symmetry.
In fact, the entire process of Innerspace transport was one of exchanging patterns within the underlying energy that was unseen and unknown in the visible universe, but which kept it going, providing the forces that maintain particles and all their interactions, quantum, atomic, chemical, magnetic, gravitational and inertial, the invisible G.L.A.D.-handing that runs everything.
How superficial you are! Symmetrical nostrils is all you want? Well call me Crooked and strike me off your “annoying but…” list, ‘cause I’m just annoying!
Meh~tdology, fka Pepelaputr over 7 years ago
The better to smell you with, my dear!
Superfrog over 7 years ago
So she suffocated him and now he’s in the local symmetry.
Mad-ge Dish Soap over 7 years ago
And is all said and done then. He’ll be mine forever.
Brass Orchid Premium Member over 7 years ago
A fixer-upper then? As long as the foundation is sound, in this case the symmetrical nostrils, then you can remodel the rest with just a little bit of effort.
INGSOC over 7 years ago
Upon excusing himself to use the restroom before an accident, he hopes that he can run just as fast as his nose can..
coltish1 over 7 years ago
Ah, the pretty do have an easier time of it, don’t they?
Rotifer NOT GETTING RUBEN BOLLING’S PIN Thalweg Premium Member over 7 years ago
My favorite part was “bereft.”
Mad-ge Dish Soap over 7 years ago
Bob Marley—The Redemption Song
Happy, happy, happy!!! Premium Member over 7 years ago
The girls nose their gossip.
Radish the wordsmith over 7 years ago
It takes one to nose one.
Larry Miller Premium Member over 7 years ago
There are nostril stretches and surgery available to redeem asymmetrical nostrils. So either he didn’t need redemption or already had it.
todyoung over 7 years ago
Now I am really GLAD to have read that. Really.
todyoung over 7 years ago
I’ve known some VERY annoying skirtloads, too.
Brass Orchid Premium Member over 7 years ago
Soon, Innerspace Communications was a registered trademark owned by VTR. Instantaneous communications became ordinary. Dr. Altwin discovered that there was a Grand Layout And Design for the universe. More importantly, the G.L.A.D. was fluid. The next logical step was moving matter through inner space, employing the fluid nature of the G.L.A.D.. There were obstacles, of course, but Dr. Altwin lived up to his given name and skated through them, using applied brute mental force where necessary.
Twenty years later, there existed a device no larger than a microwave oven that could be used for instantaneous transport of objects, and even people, enclosed within a spherical region with a radius of 12 meters. There was a price. The energy representing an object moving from one place to another had to be balanced by an equal amount of energy from where it went. The laws of thermodynamics could not be violated. Using Inner space allowed energy to be extracted from the “quantum foam” to maintain the G.L.A.D. symmetry.
In fact, the entire process of Innerspace transport was one of exchanging patterns within the underlying energy that was unseen and unknown in the visible universe, but which kept it going, providing the forces that maintain particles and all their interactions, quantum, atomic, chemical, magnetic, gravitational and inertial, the invisible G.L.A.D.-handing that runs everything.
Brass Orchid Premium Member over 7 years ago
Typo and repost.
skipped a period in G.L.A.D..
Long story, long time ago.
Go figure, eh?
Sisyphos over 7 years ago
How superficial you are! Symmetrical nostrils is all you want? Well call me Crooked and strike me off your “annoying but…” list, ‘cause I’m just annoying!
[signed] Crooked Nostrils
rgcviper over 7 years ago
Well, how observant.