Kliban by B. Kliban for December 28, 2016

From the looks of it, you’ll have to go back to Home Depot at least one more time.

I have the pyramids and the slinky, yet I can’t seem to get my drugs to work properly. Am I doing something wrong?

You gotta get stoned. Then it will aaaalll make sense !

I wonder what the magnet is for.

OK, I think that one thing is a nose pipe. And of course the tube for tying off. Not sure about the rest of it.

Definitely not for the novice!

It’s a better mousetrap, but not much better.