Bloom County 2019 by Berkeley Breathed for December 12, 2016

“Journalism Shmournalism”; that could be the new motto for Faux News Network.

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Certainly a lot more honest than “Fair and Balanced.”

Hey! All you Bernie Sanders’ propellor heads who didn’t want Mrs. Clinton elected. You got your wish1 You asked for this Trumpmshit. Do you feel the burn yet?

(Last frame) Has Opus been to Brazil?

“Orange alert… Orange alert…”

I love the stages of grief portrayed by the editor, before arriving at tortured acceptance. “This is the news we have been given, run it.”

I’ve missed “Run that baby!”

I’ve missed Run That Baby !

Is it Donald Trump’s fault that he is stupid? No, of course not, the DNA simply isn’t there. Is it Donald Trump’s fault that the people he pays (with his inherited money) to do his thinking for him are dishonest? Yes. Is it HIS fault he is dishonest? YES!

bring back the linotype

The Editor In Boss is back!!

Actually, it’s not. The audience that was intended to read that Executive Message already has. All mainstream media can do is play catch-up, with hard-copy media hopelessly behind the curve.

Since they switched to ‘freedom fries’, ‘stars and sprouts’ would seem appropriate.

In the Bloom Picayune, Bloom County 2.0 is finding its center again at last. Opus’ Orange Tweet Alert will become as iconic as his Personals desk in the old days. Another great creative touch: the antique typewriter fitted with a modern day plasma screen display. I definitely want one of these for Christmas! I also want the Editor in Boss to start ranting “IT’S TRUMP’S FAULT!” when he isn’t screaming “RUN THAT BABY!”

All the news that gives you fits to print.

I’m more interested in the SNL version of the inaugural than the real thing. For one, it will most likely be more than 140 characters long.

Finally!! A knowledgeable head in the press room!!

But he’s gonna need a MUCH bigger bottle! Maybe intravenous?

Boise will get its turn! When the Flyover Alliance outpaces the Eurocracy, Brussels is going to be small potatoes (Idahos, of course)!

Me, Ever Since Trump’s Election:

“Hee hee hee hee hee hee…!”