Adam@Home by Rob Harrell for December 13, 2016

Adam has met the outer limits of the holiday season. “There is nothing wrong with your stereo. Do not attempt to adjust the station. We are controlling transmission……”

I like Christmas music and catch myself singing along, but after few weeks it’s time to have fun with the lyrics

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“Last Christmas, I gave you a heart

The very next day, you called the police

This year, I hope for release

They tell me the meds are working…"

I’ve warned all my friends and neighbours.

" Better watch out for yourselves."

They should never give a license,

To a man who drives a sleigh and plays with elves.

Grandma got run over by a reindeer,

Walking home from our house, Christmas eve.

You can say there’s no such thing as Santa,

But as for me and Grandpa, we believe.

Merry Christmas!

Randy Brooks author

Ya know, Adam: the radio has an off-switch…

Adam this is the one time of year where listening to Christmas music is okay. I have heard very little Xmas music this year. Strange.

When Adam starts to sing “Santa Baby” is the time to start worrying.