B.C. by Mastroianni and Hart for December 07, 2016

it isn’t the size of the portions

it’s the total caloric intake and the first law of thermo

Sugar

The REAL Paleo diet requires starving for a week before and after gorging yourself on meat. And you have to run for miles to chase your meat animals over a cliff to kill them

Among Clumsy’s many talents (I haven’t seen him make water balls lately) must be extraordinary strength.

Lack of exercise and I don’t mean regimented 1-2-3-4 exercise. Kids playing inside instead of outside. etc

These guys all seem to be a little thick in the middle!

That must have been one big club.

No, it started with Mom saying you had to clean your plate before you could go out and play…

angelfiredragon said,

@Nabuquduriuzhur

“My friend ended up dying from a heart attack, even though he was skinny, scrawny and couldn’t put on weight, everything else about him was extremely unhealthy…health is more than just how someone looks.”

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But at what age?

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My aunt told me I would be dead by 50 unless I lost much weight.

The past 12 years have been a pleasant surprise, other than the death of her much thinner son.

(Well and a fewer things but mostly not to me personally.)

I had read that yo-yo weight changes were the most unhealthful.

Don’t eat it all in one sitting!

“You want fries with that?”