Monty by Jim Meddick for November 28, 2016

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    Randy B Premium Member over 7 years ago

    Broodkaas is loaf cheese, so broodkaas cheese is loaf cheese cheese. (Kind of like saying ATM machine, which is automated teller machine machine.)

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    Phred Premium Member over 7 years ago

    I think Monty and crew can utilize the temporal vortex as Christmas decorations. Its so colorful and it moves. Maybe even use it for a Christmas present exchange program.

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    chain gang charlie  over 7 years ago

    Semantics – ugly sister of Politics …Don’t Go There ! ……

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    ChukLitl Premium Member over 7 years ago

    All of medieval Flanders didn’t smell of goat dung, but you want to put temporal portals in inconspicuous places. Especially if it’s going to linger.

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    gammaguy  over 7 years ago

    Don’t forget to RSVP, please.

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    Spoonbone  over 7 years ago

    [from a can label] Chili con Carne, with Meat!

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    Bobongo  over 7 years ago

    Reminds me of the apple pie scent they spray in the bathroom at work. I can’t eat apple pie any more.

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    L Chai  over 7 years ago

    I have 3 Kroner (SW) and a ripe banana that says: “this sentence has never been uttered before in the history of the planet”.

    [ref:"why do I smell sparkling citrus mingled with goat dung and spoiled broodkaas cheese?]

    Now that, my friends, that is Original and should be recognized!

    Prove me wrong.

    [Banana pics upon request]

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    Sisyphos  over 7 years ago

    I wonder if those sticky-fingered Flemings would like a “bungalow kitchen cart”?

    Oh, Vortex! Where is thy death?

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    Carl R  over 7 years ago

    Then there is roast beef with “au jus” (with with juice).

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    kwanza_30303  over 7 years ago

    @BobongoBest laugh of the day!

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    chriscc63  over 7 years ago

    DONT FORGET MONTYS FROM CHEESEQUAKE NJ

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