Frank and Ernest by Thaves for December 18, 2016
December 17, 2016
December 19, 2016
Transcript:
Frank: Your Christmas party decorations look great, Ernie! But why is a giant foot suspended from the ceiling? Ernie: I'm going to stay right here and get some holiday smooches under the muscle toe!
Wilde Bill over 7 years ago
Monty Python called and they want their foot back.
WOODNFLINT over 7 years ago
It deffinitly does not look like a romantic location but more like a threatening one…………. Kiss me or I’ll give you the boot….
WOODNFLINT over 7 years ago
Maybe Santa will cut the cord on the thing and it can be put back to it’s original hanging place, outside a Podiatrist’s shop. (But be careful, the nails are sharp.)
gammaguy over 7 years ago
A missile-toe to your backside might be in order, Ernie.
cubswin2016 over 7 years ago
That’s mistletoe, you idiot!
Kaputnik over 7 years ago
It’s actually a piñata with hymn books inside. A missal toe.
Senex over 7 years ago
Get out fast if you hear the Liberty Bell March!
ChessPirate over 7 years ago
A Malaprop Christmas!
neverenoughgold over 7 years ago
I want to comment, but I put a sock in it…
donut reply over 7 years ago
The foot of Damocles.
Jim Kerner over 7 years ago
These jokes are a little corny. We have to toe the line.
K M over 7 years ago
And one I first heard during the Project Mercury years: If athletes get athlete’s foot, what do astronauts get? Missile toe!
hippogriff over 7 years ago
Kaputnik
Technically, a missal would not have enough hymns to qualify. It is more in the prayer book or book of worship with the texts of major rituals. They may or may not contain rubrics – directions for conducting the ritual, so called because they are traditionally printed in red indicating they are not said during the ritual. Thus those with rubrics are considered guided missals, and those without are unguided.