Strange Brew by John Deering for November 11, 2016

That’s my new pick-up line.

…I was Jack the Ripper.

Actually we will meet in 17th century London from your point of view but I remember the meeting didn’t go well.

Awful first date then too…

It’s the same old party over and over again.

Hate to say it, but the Grand Old Party, back from the dead.

“I remember! We both survived the Great Plague. Guess we shouldn’t have been so careless in toasting those marshmallows the next year, though.”

I used to believe in reincarnation, but that was in a former life.

If you get off a plane, you de-plane. If you get out of a car, do you de-car? If you get back in do you re-car and is the act called reincarnation?