Heather’s P1 advice could apply just as easily to Barry Bader. P3 – sorry Sign Man, rain has snuffed out the bonfire better put that inventory on Craigslist.
Just slip out the back Jack,Make a new plan Stan,Don’t need to be coy Roy,Just get yourself free.Hop on the bus Gus,Don’t need to discuss much,Just drop off the key Lee,And set yourself free.
P1- why is Pelwicki carrying an empty golf bag? P2- looks like he is handing off a canned hamP3- a little too much helmet to crotch contact, prepping for showers?
If this football thing doesn’t work out Moose might have a future as a caddie at Milford CC but he’ll get mighty tired carrying a double 18 the way he is in P1.
Or with his food handling experience in P2, he might be a lunch lady at Milford some day. He and Mop Man can remember the glory days together. on their breaks.
Interruption? Sounds like Marty’s been hitting the sauce a little too hard again.
There is no Burns in the Monmouth (“The Fighting Scots”) College Athletic Hall of Fame, so Dad wasn’t a record breaker. But that doesn’t mean it will stop Heather’s pupil Moose from Mudlark glory. Although he’s now on the sidelines with Sign Man, wondering over and over why the matches won’t light for the Sign Lives Matter protest.
I know we make fun of this strip being stuck in the 50’s or 60’s, but I like the timely reference there in P3 to the game that was played last weekend when Hurricane Matthew hit the coast.
Yes, fans just like the Bon Fire, the Mudlarks’ season is going up n smoke. Hakeem is used to arid Central City. The Milford Monsoon will cause him to lose his footing, his health, and his position at QB. Everybody sing: Pelllll wicki will come in right behind the rain, and the smelling feets inside his cleats, makes Gil think great, here we all go again. Pellll wicki after an hour with honey loaf on rye but the handoff feat he now does neat though no blocking breaks the RB’s inner thigh…
And Moose already forgot proper technique for handing off a bag of chips. Two hands, Moose! I’m surprised they sell such huge bags in the cafeteria, they sure aren’t worried about following nutritional guidelines here at Milford. And speaking of guidelines, get your minimal daily requirement of Mopped Up Thorp by going to the following site:
Ravenswing over 7 years ago
No, don’t hand the Jefferson player the ball, you clown!
kdizzle over 7 years ago
Heather’s P1 advice could apply just as easily to Barry Bader. P3 – sorry Sign Man, rain has snuffed out the bonfire better put that inventory on Craigslist.
bearwku82 over 7 years ago
P2- 50 ways to hand off a bag of chips.
Just slip out the back Jack,Make a new plan Stan,Don’t need to be coy Roy,Just get yourself free.Hop on the bus Gus,Don’t need to discuss much,Just drop off the key Lee,And set yourself free.
James St. John Smythe over 7 years ago
No bonfire to start the season. I know someone is going to be pretty upset if they were working on some signage for the event.
Sign Man over 7 years ago
WHAT?!!!! NO BONFIRE!!? SIGN MAN CAN’T TAKE IT! SIGN MAN SMASH!
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cuttersjock over 7 years ago
P1- why is Pelwicki carrying an empty golf bag? P2- looks like he is handing off a canned hamP3- a little too much helmet to crotch contact, prepping for showers?
JPuzzleWhiz over 7 years ago
P3 — Looks like there’ll be more “splashdowns” than touchdowns!
TheBrownStarfish over 7 years ago
If this football thing doesn’t work out Moose might have a future as a caddie at Milford CC but he’ll get mighty tired carrying a double 18 the way he is in P1.
Or with his food handling experience in P2, he might be a lunch lady at Milford some day. He and Mop Man can remember the glory days together. on their breaks.
Interruption? Sounds like Marty’s been hitting the sauce a little too hard again.
Irish53 over 7 years ago
P1…she’s giving him advice about how to handle her in the sack…
Bluedarter over 7 years ago
There is no Burns in the Monmouth (“The Fighting Scots”) College Athletic Hall of Fame, so Dad wasn’t a record breaker. But that doesn’t mean it will stop Heather’s pupil Moose from Mudlark glory. Although he’s now on the sidelines with Sign Man, wondering over and over why the matches won’t light for the Sign Lives Matter protest.
chujusmith over 7 years ago
I know we make fun of this strip being stuck in the 50’s or 60’s, but I like the timely reference there in P3 to the game that was played last weekend when Hurricane Matthew hit the coast.
gzitver over 7 years ago
In all my years of eating in school lunchrooms, I do not recall even once seeing a bag of chips that big.
Holly Dobbs over 7 years ago
KaKaKa Kevin Pel-weck-i. To “La Bamba.” At the Kevin, Kevin Pel-WECK-i, music and passion were always the fashion.
twainreader over 7 years ago
Yes, fans just like the Bon Fire, the Mudlarks’ season is going up n smoke. Hakeem is used to arid Central City. The Milford Monsoon will cause him to lose his footing, his health, and his position at QB. Everybody sing: Pelllll wicki will come in right behind the rain, and the smelling feets inside his cleats, makes Gil think great, here we all go again. Pellll wicki after an hour with honey loaf on rye but the handoff feat he now does neat though no blocking breaks the RB’s inner thigh…
Mopman over 7 years ago
And Moose already forgot proper technique for handing off a bag of chips. Two hands, Moose! I’m surprised they sell such huge bags in the cafeteria, they sure aren’t worried about following nutritional guidelines here at Milford. And speaking of guidelines, get your minimal daily requirement of Mopped Up Thorp by going to the following site:
https://moppedupthorp.wordpress.com/
Lyman Elliott Premium Member over 7 years ago
EWW!!! Oh boy, is she gonna barf.
Dtroutma over 7 years ago
That box of serial ain’t no Lucky Charms!
Happy Two Shoes over 7 years ago
Trump is why we need a woman for president.
Gypsy8 over 7 years ago
For those of low values, wealth, like power, can corrupt absolutely.
timgilley over 7 years ago
Donald groping or Clinton raping women. Now the liberals are outraged. It only took 20+ years.