In all fairness to Earl, I don’t think he has been retired for 20 years. If he did work during part of that time, maybe he wore a different pair of work shoes. In any event, he’s earned his retirement, he should feel free to enjoy it without criticism.
I wonder what would happen if, right now, Earl uttered the phrase, “Kiss my wrinkled old backside”.
backyardcowboy over 7 years ago
I’d say that’s a moral wound, Earl’s not long for this world.Wonder who he’ll leave his shoes to?
Jeff0811 over 7 years ago
His shoes are so far out, they’re in.
In all fairness to Earl, I don’t think he has been retired for 20 years. If he did work during part of that time, maybe he wore a different pair of work shoes. In any event, he’s earned his retirement, he should feel free to enjoy it without criticism.
I wonder what would happen if, right now, Earl uttered the phrase, “Kiss my wrinkled old backside”.
soap12 over 7 years ago
Typically, women’s shoe are not as durable as men’s.
GROG Premium Member over 7 years ago
If Earl drives you everywhere you want to go, what’s your excuse?
david_42 over 7 years ago
I walk a couple miles every day with my dogs and my shoes always break before they wear out on the bottom.
fuzzbucket Premium Member over 7 years ago
How many pairs of pants has Earl worn out?
cubswin2016 over 7 years ago
Go ahead, Earl. Say it. You know you want to. “Bang! Zoom!”
Nicole ♫ ⊱✿ ◕‿◕✿⊰♫ Premium Member over 7 years ago
Ask him how many pants he’s gone through in that time…
ianjohnsoncartoonist Premium Member over 7 years ago
Loafers never wear out their loafers!
Number Three over 7 years ago
Unlike most women, I’m not fussed about shoes. I see just them as part of outdoor clothing I have to wear.
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Germanshepherds4ever over 7 years ago
Neither is wearing stupid bunny slippers all the time.
tom over 7 years ago
Mine last ‘cause I don’t wear them :D
hcarpenter1 over 7 years ago
you go right a head and tell him Opal…
David OBrien over 7 years ago
@Pharmakeus Ubik: Don’t Crush That Dwarf, Hand Me Those Pliers