June: Ralph, I need your help. I want to redecorate our living room... What do you think of this new painting I bought?
Ralph: Yeesh! "Yeesh" can mean a lot of things, you know!
I was at the paint counter at Home Depot. The young lady opened my can of paint, dipped in a finger, put the swipe on the lid and then wiped it off on a much used paper towel. I said, “Hey! I could frame that in a nice $100 frame and sell it for a few hundred bucks. As good as any Jackson Pollock.”
dadoctah over 7 years ago
I may not know much about art, but I know what they tell me I’m supposed to like.
rickl1955 over 7 years ago
“Beauty is in the eye of the beholder” AND… “There’s no accounting for taste”!
tom_wright over 7 years ago
I was at the paint counter at Home Depot. The young lady opened my can of paint, dipped in a finger, put the swipe on the lid and then wiped it off on a much used paper towel. I said, “Hey! I could frame that in a nice $100 frame and sell it for a few hundred bucks. As good as any Jackson Pollock.”
Nicole ♫ ⊱✿ ◕‿◕✿⊰♫ Premium Member over 7 years ago
Wow that painting ripped cleanly off the frame! Must’ve been hurriedly attached by the artist.
JPuzzleWhiz over 7 years ago
“Help! I’ve been framed!”
WDemBlk Premium Member over 7 years ago
At first I thought it was samples of the colors she was considering.
e.groves over 7 years ago
It looks like his shirt.
mourdac Premium Member over 7 years ago
Some of the most feared words in the English language: “I’m thinking of redecorating the …. room”.
locake over 7 years ago
The painting vanished and now the frame is hovering around his head/shoulders. Spooky.
hippogriff over 7 years ago
Especially if you are the cat in Mutts.
danketaz Premium Member over 7 years ago
Yeah, sure.
hcarpenter1 over 7 years ago
dude keep your mouth shut at times like this
Jaythor about 2 months ago
It looks like a baby threw food at a canvas. If you didn’t want his opinion, why ask? Miserable woman.