Bad Machinery by John Allison for December 10, 2016

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    Randy B Premium Member over 7 years ago

    So it didn’t eat the kids.

    Or not all of them, anyway.

    (From what we’ve seen, it starts out by licking them. Maybe that’s as far as it gets.)

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    Coolhand70  over 7 years ago

    The plot thickens??

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    celeconecca  over 7 years ago

    He could say “fewmets” instead of “stools.”

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    seismic-2 Premium Member over 7 years ago

    Hooray for Sonny and Naturecraft! They have a nose for nature!

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    Pequod  over 7 years ago

    Happy to be wrong about the children (or at least one of them). All props to Sonny and Naturecraft!

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    scyphi26  over 7 years ago

    Okay…so it didn’t eat the kids…that then leaves me the question…why? I mean, sure, I’m glad the kids weren’t hurt and can recovered largely intact (looks like they’ve gone a little feral), but I’m just wondering why this big intimidating beast that previously seemed all bent on eating kids didn’t follow through…

    …did we ever establish what gender the supposed Cheroonear is?

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    Night-Gaunt49[Bozo is Boffo]  over 7 years ago

    Cheroonear, maybe it is a regional spelling since I found it spelled with two “oo”. Glad to see that one of the 4 is okay. [probably needs a diaper change pronto.]

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    RonBerg13 Premium Member over 7 years ago

    http://warriorsofmyth.wikia.com/wiki/Cheeroonear

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