Never having been to a Starbucks (he said proudly), I don’t understand why they write the customer’s name on the cup. Are the customers unable to remember who they are?
For the benefit of Frank Siegle and others, can they give the dates or tell how far back they need to go to find out the story of how Steve became “Dark Lord Sexy Pants”?
Ah, yes… I remember it well……Steve, more depressed than usual, was enjoying a gloomy moment to himself, completely unaware of the intervention his friends had set up for him.The next thing he knew, he found himself tied to a chair with a bedpan on his head. They untied him, and he demanded answers, including the name of the child in the hospital bed. He was told the child’s name was Jedi Sam, and his condition was explained in true Star Wars fashion.When Jedi Sam asked who he (Steve) was, Steve began to introduce himself in accordance to his problems, soon realizing that this kid has it far worse than he does. He then grabbed the spare purple towel, placed the bedpan back on his head, and behold! Sith Lord Sexypants was born!…And yes, those are the clothes he was wearing at the time!
The funny thing is that despite being a self centered jerk, Steve Dallas has always gotten along fairly well with kids. Perhaps because he is a still a big kid himself.
Sherlock Watson over 7 years ago
Never having been to a Starbucks (he said proudly), I don’t understand why they write the customer’s name on the cup. Are the customers unable to remember who they are?
unclebob53703 Premium Member over 7 years ago
The point of the cartoon is that Steve (yes, that Steve) is spending his lunch hour with a sick child, and his dignity be damned.
Mema Jean over 7 years ago
That kid has Steve wrapped around his little finger. Good for Steve.
sweetaddietude over 7 years ago
Ah. The things we do for those we love.
Liverlips McCracken Premium Member over 7 years ago
Redeeming the Irredeemable Steve Dallas.
Otto over 7 years ago
That gas cylinder should be green if it contains O2, red is for fire extinguishers!
shipl14 over 7 years ago
Anybody else notice that Steve and Kitzi got married on the last day of Acadamia Waltz?
Radish the wordsmith over 7 years ago
Once the coffee is made they call out the name written on the cup.“Sex Lard Sixty Pans, your order is ready!”
3pibgorn9 over 7 years ago
Who the hell is this Jedi Sam? Have i missed some strips?
MichaelSFC90 over 7 years ago
Is it possible Steve is becoming…..human?!
MichaelSFC90 over 7 years ago
For the benefit of Frank Siegle and others, can they give the dates or tell how far back they need to go to find out the story of how Steve became “Dark Lord Sexy Pants”?
MichaelSFC90 over 7 years ago
I don’t know how that happened.
Dragoncat over 7 years ago
Ah, yes… I remember it well……Steve, more depressed than usual, was enjoying a gloomy moment to himself, completely unaware of the intervention his friends had set up for him.The next thing he knew, he found himself tied to a chair with a bedpan on his head. They untied him, and he demanded answers, including the name of the child in the hospital bed. He was told the child’s name was Jedi Sam, and his condition was explained in true Star Wars fashion.When Jedi Sam asked who he (Steve) was, Steve began to introduce himself in accordance to his problems, soon realizing that this kid has it far worse than he does. He then grabbed the spare purple towel, placed the bedpan back on his head, and behold! Sith Lord Sexypants was born!…And yes, those are the clothes he was wearing at the time!
Port&Hodge4ever over 7 years ago
The funny thing is that despite being a self centered jerk, Steve Dallas has always gotten along fairly well with kids. Perhaps because he is a still a big kid himself.