Phoebe and Her Unicorn by Dana Simpson for September 26, 2016

Ozymandias, Ozymandias, he’s a big…fat praying mantis.

sorry that’s kind of weak.

Love that one kids yellow dress!

Sickening to see though real it can be.

Dakota is a disaster when it comes to rhyming. I wish my bullies would have been that lame when it came to verbal offense. I could have easily dismissed that.

Well…it DOES rhyme, and rhyme well, so props for that even though it doesn’t really make sense in context.

fudge, fudge, call the judge, mama’s got a brand new baby – it’s not a boy – it’s not a girl – it’s just an ordinary baby!!! This is the rhyme we sang when we were jumping rope.

I remember this one too, some of the verses anyway. And “Cinderella, dressed in yella, ran downstairs to meet her fella, on the way her girdle busted, how many people were disgusted?” LOl

Dakota and her little crew are nasty. Wish Phoebe could find a kindred spirit. In human form of course! Although I’m 65 and still looking!

I am rather disappointed that Dakota & Crew did not go for the obvious rhyme – “BB”. Any grade-school bully in my day would have gone for it… 7X=Q

I thought of a funnier chant Phoebe Phoebe she’s sp creepy her pants are full of DooDoo and Pee Pee

I’m having an animal farm moment