Monty by Jim Meddick for September 30, 2016

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    Randy B Premium Member over 7 years ago

    Don’t tase me, bro!

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    x_Tech  over 7 years ago

    My mom did a lot of canning. So on weekends the family would go to country to pick apples, pears, peaches, whatever. My parents said we (boys) could eat all the fruit we wanted as long as we filled the lugs.Finally realize it was just a trick to get free labor and get us to eat fresh fruit.

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    sceadugenga1  over 7 years ago

    Fujis are the best!

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    Dave  over 7 years ago

    Honeycrisps rock!

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    OldestandWisest  over 7 years ago

    You don’t mess with the Apple Corps! (Pronounced “core” not “corpse” as somebody recently did.)

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    Yakety Sax  over 7 years ago

    Granny Smiths are okay too.

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    wilburgarrod  over 7 years ago

    LOOK OUT ITS THE FRUIT POLICE’S

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    Sisyphos  over 7 years ago

    Nice cop drop! The Apple Cop has his taser trained on you, Monty. Do what he says, or eat electricity instead of apples!

    How do you like dem apples?…

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