All he has to do is start out at a fast, but very steady pace, and they’ll all be intimidated. But they may expect his spring to wind down a bit early.
stormy60Actually, they clamped on through the cooling air exit grill. My first car was a ‘57 Käfer. I would get heckled but had answers:Where do you wind it? It uses two D cells per month.(in Dallas) Wanna race? Yeah, here to San Antonio on ten gallons.Vroom Vroom, reply same. Light changes, he lays rubber, I make the right turn as planned. See blinking lights down the block I didn’t travel.
oldpine52 over 7 years ago
Warm up, wind up, what ever.
Wilde Bill over 7 years ago
Psyche!
Farside99 over 7 years ago
All he has to do is start out at a fast, but very steady pace, and they’ll all be intimidated. But they may expect his spring to wind down a bit early.
Renatus Profuturus Frigeridus Premium Member over 7 years ago
Is that good for WADA?
buskeroo over 7 years ago
When mimes race.
J Short over 7 years ago
He doesn’t look like the only one who is unfit to race.
jlmjdm60 over 7 years ago
Many years ago, I saw a Volkswagon ‘bug’ with a key like that welded on the trunk (actually if I remember correctly, that was the engine compartment)
will_ya_001 over 7 years ago
Works great for sprint, not so much for marathons (unless the coach can come on the track to rewind the spring) :P
hippogriff over 7 years ago
stormy60Actually, they clamped on through the cooling air exit grill. My first car was a ‘57 Käfer. I would get heckled but had answers:Where do you wind it? It uses two D cells per month.(in Dallas) Wanna race? Yeah, here to San Antonio on ten gallons.Vroom Vroom, reply same. Light changes, he lays rubber, I make the right turn as planned. See blinking lights down the block I didn’t travel.
Thomas & Tifffany Connolly over 7 years ago
A fantastic way to promote false hope in the other runners!!
gammaguy over 7 years ago
It’s not a “drug”, so it’s within the rules.
gammaguy over 7 years ago
That’s a diversion. He’s actually using batteries.