Frog Applause by Teresa Burritt for September 15, 2016

How much training does it take to be a zombie?

No brains please, preferably living flesh..

That nose was hit by a train.

Take out the server and the network will fail.For Zombies, though, something like BleachBit should work to prevent them from shambling out and causing harm. Getting these things to stay buried requires a bit of effort.

There are several obstacles that prevent me from ever being a poet, but the most important one is that beaus, blose, blows, blowze, boase, boes, bose, bowes, bows, boze, bro’s, brose, choas, chose, churros, cirrhose, close, clothes, cloze, cose, crose, crow’s, crows, croze, doe’s, doughs, doze, droze, duros, eaux, floes, flows, foes, froze, ghose, glose, glows, gloze, goes, goghs, gose, grose, grows, ho’s, hoes, hose, hoummos, joe’s, joes, jos, jtwros, klose, knows, kroes, kroeze, legos, lo’s, loews, lowe’s, lowes, lows, maestros, moes, mose, no’s, noahs, noes, nose, o’s, o.‘s, o.s, o.s’, oh’s, ohs, ooohs, ose, ouzos, owes, poe’s, pose, pows, pro’s, pros, pros’, prose, psoas, roes, roh’s, rohs, row’s, rowe’s, rowes, rows, schmoes, schnoz, scows, segos, show’s, shows, shows’, sloes, slows, snow’s, snows, so’s, sows, spose, stoas, stows, those, throes, throws, toes, tows, troas, vose, woes and yoes all rhyme with rose.

That quote is right on the nose.

Do zombies wear eye makeup? Do androids dream of electric sheep?

If a merciless zombie cross-dressing platypus-faced defective clone of Richard Nixon trained hard and aimed for the undead’s head which restroom in North Carolina would ze use to powder zir nose?

(see answer below)

˙pǝʇɐɔol sᴉ ɯnɹʇlᴉɥd ɹᴉz ǝpᴉs ɥɔᴉɥʍ uo spuǝdǝp ʇI

It will be actually quite easy to show No Mercy to someone/something that ugly!A tactical shotgun is a good choice of weapon for the coup de grace. Should completely obliterate that nasty target….

I think Teresa reads Hyperallergic — ( http://hyperallergic.com/306039/an-unlikely-east-west-collaboration-in-1830s-portraits-of-tumor-patients/ )

Lamentable zombie hordes.Zombies of the world unite!You have nothing to chew but some brains!

It’s the Vegetarian Zombies that are particularly challenging.