Relax. You can literally pass out; poop your pants and yell “go f**k yourself” over and over and the mainstream media will declare you the winner and their one true god.
“I believe the two candidates and their staffs are currently negotiating with the debate staff in writing those hard-hitting questions that will electrify the electorate in preparation for the debate. And the candidates are practicing their spontaneous replies.It’s all choreographed and predetermined – otherwise known as “rigged”. That’s why the (only) two candidates and their parties don’t want third party candidates in the mix – they might deviate from the script. ’Can’t have that.Neither candidate needs to show up – they could simply video their canned responses whilst staring directly into the cameras with their practiced sincerity – and canned applause and shouts of support can be added in during post-production."
I see s lot of Faux Noise/Limburger KoolAid has been drunk by the right. Guess I should make up some profanity-laced insults and ascribe them to trump. Oh, wait, he does that daily himself. And you all call it “presidential”.
Darsan54 Premium Member over 7 years ago
Just throw Dump a dog treat now and then. He will be totally distracted while gnawing.
45Nasrad over 7 years ago
Hillary will bark and cough through the whole debate and her fan base will praise her for her insight
echoraven over 7 years ago
Relax. You can literally pass out; poop your pants and yell “go f**k yourself” over and over and the mainstream media will declare you the winner and their one true god.
toahero over 7 years ago
Practice against a trained parrot.
Just train the parrot to say “huge” “wall” and “emails”
korblimee over 7 years ago
http://www.lifezette.com/polizette/debate-rules-set-hillary-donors/The Debates will be as free and fair as everything else in this election!
walterkocker* over 7 years ago
“I believe the two candidates and their staffs are currently negotiating with the debate staff in writing those hard-hitting questions that will electrify the electorate in preparation for the debate. And the candidates are practicing their spontaneous replies.It’s all choreographed and predetermined – otherwise known as “rigged”. That’s why the (only) two candidates and their parties don’t want third party candidates in the mix – they might deviate from the script. ’Can’t have that.Neither candidate needs to show up – they could simply video their canned responses whilst staring directly into the cameras with their practiced sincerity – and canned applause and shouts of support can be added in during post-production."
kaffekup over 7 years ago
I see s lot of Faux Noise/Limburger KoolAid has been drunk by the right. Guess I should make up some profanity-laced insults and ascribe them to trump. Oh, wait, he does that daily himself. And you all call it “presidential”.