JumpStart by Robb Armstrong for September 16, 2016

This cop does not know his dog!

For the most part, all a house dog needs to do is bark. Our dog will position himself between me and any “intruder” (meter man, etc.) but never acts vicious.

Little does Joe know that within Mortimer’s heart lives the soul of a 125 pound, Alpha Male wolf. Should the need arise, danger will get to Joe’s family over Mortimer’s dead body. Until then, he is just a sweet, harmless pup.

Joe should be grateful for the dog he has. A viscous guard dog might turn on the family.

Hey Joe: you can buy fang sharpeners really cheap at the Klingon Navy Surplus Store…

You don’t need a mean dog. A noisy dog will make them go somewhere quieter.

He’s already a great guard dog. However, him joining the K-9 unit would give him the official paperwork.

Mortimer looks extra cute and sweet today.Seems like his bark isn’t "grrrorff"but more like “arf”.Joe looks crabby there tho.

People can be inspired…dogs need to be TRAINED, Joe! You’d think a cop would know that.