Speed Bump by Dave Coverly for September 07, 2016

Bison can swim.This one is just odd. (Also American. Same thing, really.)

gee maybe thats true.

Canadian or Mexican or from some other country? Oh you meant from the US, right?

Give me a home where the buffalo float……just doesn’t have the same ring to it.

Of course it’s not a water buffalo (Bubalus bubalis). It’s not a buffalo at all—that’s a long-standing confusion of species. It’s an American bison (Bison bison), native to North America, and only very distantly related to the buffalo.

He’s just in shock. He opened his cell phone bill. All thos roaming charges….

No silly, It’s a yellow rubber ducky…

He looks more like a bison to me.

He is a bison

Has anyone ever seen Veggietales?

Everybody has a water buffalo. Yours is fast. Mine is slow. Oh, where we get them, I don’t know, but everybody has a water buffalo.

Of course he’s a water buffalo. He’s in water, and he’s got everyone buffaloed.

They’re puzzled but he’s happy. He thinks everything is just ducky.

that’s a kids book in the making. buffalo calf, abandoned, gets adopted by a water buffalo, they get in arm floaties, rubber raft, etc. And he’s happy.

We all do things differently!!