Richard's Poor Almanac by Richard Thompson for February 08, 2018

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richard's poor almanac by richard thompson exclusive oscar review the crowd gathered to watch the stars arrive will in-clude a contingent of truman capote re-enactors. hi tom while accepting the oscar for best actess, reese wither-spoon will briefly lose control of her face host jon stewart is un-injured but deeply shaken. audience. bye-bye, orlando bloom! goodbye, michael bay! sob. bye, mickey mouse! the audience will respond emotionally to the video honoring all those whose careers died in 2005. you will doze off by 11:00 and have a dream so intensely compelling that, were it translated into film, it would surpass the godfather, jaws and citizen kane. you'll forget it when you wake up. man: z