Richard's Poor Almanac by Richard Thompson for November 21, 2017
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Transcript:
what's the right band instrument for you? the sousaphone try handling this thing in a stiff breeze without incurring a major mal-occlusion. it's a regular orthodontist's delight. avoid this one. man: ow the viola the most ill-tempered member of the notor-ious string family. currently under indictment for ar-ranging a hit on the woodwind family. viola: tonight the bassoon sleeps with the fishes. cello: right, boss. the glockenspiel about as musical as a baby's pull-toy. you might as well just jingle the loose change in your pants pocket. dinky dinky dink dinkadink dink dink dinkydi dinky dink girl: stop.
Vince M over 6 years ago
The glockenspiel panel is going to have me laughing for a while.
fuzzybritches over 6 years ago
Umm, violas are in orchestras, not bands.
Sisyphos over 6 years ago
I’d rather cross the Little Kid rather than the Capo Viola or Ma Nature….
Teto85 Premium Member over 6 years ago
One of the instruments I play is the bassoon, and in high school I dated a viola player. She was good on the flute as well, IYKWIMAITYD.