Not that he is an Oxford Don…or went to Oxford….or college.
But he fancies himself a purveyor of knowledge…even though the cap and gown are from Stel’s Costume Annex…and the “knowledge” comes from back issues of Reader’s Digest.
The thing he knows best is how to talk.And talk.And talk.
Justa hedsup… O’ Donald aint alowwed in teh TIKI on Thurstdays aftur 7pm…remembur its…“TIKI ThurstDay TriVia tunite!!!”SpEshuls at teh bar (only) are:.Frozen Alburt Winesteins $1.67Brainiac Boilermakers 2 fer $2.07Cranial Cognac $1.33Bottle in Front of Me Lobotomy choice 12oz, $2.06Mammary Margaritas shaken, not frozen, 2fer .38Ah Lost Mai Tai $3.01Coma Cuba Libre $2.73Where MRI? $1.34Bevs Brain Bleach $3.44/Qtan teh ever poplar…Munkys Nanner Dak… $.1.11 w/coopun
naw yaLL dont fergit its…“TIKI ThurstDay TriVia tunite!!!”…and sints bEv dun dRank awl teh NannEr Daks…we gotta SubsTITude LinGs favritDew Ya Nose teh Way to Tanduay rumb Shooters.. $1.32
I took a client that I have never been assigned to before shopping this morning.She wanted to go to Goodwill as well as going shopping. The bunny in the left I picked up at an antique mall sometime in the past. It just seemed, some how, better than the run-of-the-mill small ceramic. It even has a serial number printed on the bottom. The bunny on the right I found today. It has a tag, AND the same serial number as the first bunny.The tag says, Lefton’s and the number is H880. A quick look at EBay ins I find that each bunny alone is worth about $10 and as a pair they are worth about $30.I don’t remember what I paid for the first one. Not much, I’m sure. I paid $3.99 for the second.Not bad, I think.
Superfrog over 7 years ago
Where did you get that hat?
Liverlips McCracken Premium Member over 7 years ago
“What is a question that you cannot answer?”
Lyons Group, Inc. over 7 years ago
Hey, I’m early. There’s only four posters (uh, make that five).
SusanSunshine Premium Member over 7 years ago
Donald likes to be called “Oxford” Don.
Not that he is an Oxford Don…or went to Oxford….or college.
But he fancies himself a purveyor of knowledge…even though the cap and gown are from Stel’s Costume Annex…and the “knowledge” comes from back issues of Reader’s Digest.
The thing he knows best is how to talk.And talk.And talk.
Cminuscomics&stories Premium Member over 7 years ago
Excellent advice.
GROG Premium Member over 7 years ago
He should be wearing a sign saying “KICK ME!”
ChessPirate over 7 years ago
""And now kids, here’s something we know you’ll really like, it’s Mr. Know it all."
Dr Sheriff MB esq PhD DML over 7 years ago
Justa hedsup… O’ Donald aint alowwed in teh TIKI on Thurstdays aftur 7pm…remembur its…“TIKI ThurstDay TriVia tunite!!!”SpEshuls at teh bar (only) are:.Frozen Alburt Winesteins $1.67Brainiac Boilermakers 2 fer $2.07Cranial Cognac $1.33Bottle in Front of Me Lobotomy choice 12oz, $2.06Mammary Margaritas shaken, not frozen, 2fer .38Ah Lost Mai Tai $3.01Coma Cuba Libre $2.73Where MRI? $1.34Bevs Brain Bleach $3.44/Qtan teh ever poplar…Munkys Nanner Dak… $.1.11 w/coopun
Coyoty Premium Member over 7 years ago
Don’t do it! It’s a Trappist!
Dr Sheriff MB esq PhD DML over 7 years ago
naw yaLL dont fergit its…“TIKI ThurstDay TriVia tunite!!!”…and sints bEv dun dRank awl teh NannEr Daks…we gotta SubsTITude LinGs favritDew Ya Nose teh Way to Tanduay rumb Shooters.. $1.32
Dr Sheriff MB esq PhD DML over 7 years ago
…an “SuSuns TakiLLa SunShine” $14.33(sheez wurthit)
Dr Sheriff MB esq PhD DML over 7 years ago
and “AneTTA Nutter Butter Shot” 2fer $2.74
Happy, happy, happy!!! Premium Member over 7 years ago
I took a client that I have never been assigned to before shopping this morning.She wanted to go to Goodwill as well as going shopping. The bunny in the left I picked up at an antique mall sometime in the past. It just seemed, some how, better than the run-of-the-mill small ceramic. It even has a serial number printed on the bottom. The bunny on the right I found today. It has a tag, AND the same serial number as the first bunny.The tag says, Lefton’s and the number is H880. A quick look at EBay ins I find that each bunny alone is worth about $10 and as a pair they are worth about $30.I don’t remember what I paid for the first one. Not much, I’m sure. I paid $3.99 for the second.Not bad, I think.
Thomas & Tifffany Connolly over 7 years ago
Challenge accepted!!
mrwiskers about 1 month ago
Ah, is this what awaits me in retirement from academia?