At a bachelor/bachelorette party a question was asked:“In the bedroom, is the groom “A Birdie, Par or Bogie”? I said Bogie, because that was more strokes.
Disqualified….excessive foreplay.Think of all the banned substances the IOC would have to check.Train with KY used by top athletes everywhere.“Junior!!” mom ejaculated….“what are you doing to your sisters large Barbie doll??” “Practicing for the Olympics mom.” “Good for you son, just like your father!”
John Lustig (Last Kiss) creator over 7 years ago
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J Short over 7 years ago
His name is ED.
Cozmik Cowboy over 7 years ago
“Nice guys finish last”.Often misattributed to Leo Durocher, but actually said by Shere Hite
Calvins Brother over 7 years ago
He also has a short attention span.
warjoski Premium Member over 7 years ago
He’s less of a marathon and more of a sprinter
nosirrom over 7 years ago
If he were a gentleman he’d let her finish first!
Toxicdave over 7 years ago
At a bachelor/bachelorette party a question was asked:“In the bedroom, is the groom “A Birdie, Par or Bogie”? I said Bogie, because that was more strokes.
pcolli over 7 years ago
Sherlock Holmes did a lot of ejaculating (in that sense).
ChukLitl Premium Member over 7 years ago
It’s the last team still in the game who wins, not the first one eliminated.
Vet Premium Member over 7 years ago
Disqualified….excessive foreplay.Think of all the banned substances the IOC would have to check.Train with KY used by top athletes everywhere.“Junior!!” mom ejaculated….“what are you doing to your sisters large Barbie doll??” “Practicing for the Olympics mom.” “Good for you son, just like your father!”
klunker rider over 7 years ago
Faster than a speeding bullet!