B.C. by Mastroianni and Hart for August 07, 2016

No argument here.

And if the next will be a garlic eater ?

Save yourself. Eat onions.

if one rejects the concept of taking in second-hand smoke,second-hand kale can’t be far behind

Where can I find a dino that eats cookies and chocolate cake?

“What’s he doing now?”“He’s eating bushes”

There is a variety of kale called dinosaur kale.

I don’t get it.

As long as it’s not that abomination Cilantro

The best part is that kale’s popularity is the invention of a single food-obsessed guerrilla-marketer:

http://www.mindbodygreen.com/0-22984/the-strange-mystery-of-who-made-kale-famous-and-why.html

I was kind’a put off by the screeching sound of carrots and cucumbers getting sliced; not to mention the horrific sound when I rip the husk and silk threads off an ear of corn…

Kale, Kale the gang’s all here. Sorry.