Phoebe and Her Unicorn by Dana Simpson for August 08, 2016
August 07, 2016
August 09, 2016
Transcript:
Phoebe: I really thought I'd practice piano more when school got out, and I didn't have homework anymore. But...not having any homework just makes me want to be outside. So either I don't practice because I have homework, or I don't practice because I don't have homework. Marigold: It is a shame you cannot both have and not have it. Phoebe: Then I couldn't practice because my head would hurt from thinking.
bigcatbusiness over 7 years ago
In other words, quit piano practice and save yourself a lifetime of headaches.
Averagemoe over 7 years ago
This strip is Ozy and Millie, by not being Ozy and Millie.
RRabbit42 over 7 years ago
I wonder how Phoebe would do with that puzzle from the old Hitchhiker’s Guide to the Galaxy text adventure where you had to get tea and no tea at the same time.
Comic Minister Premium Member over 7 years ago
Agreed Phoebe.
bookworm0812 over 7 years ago
Move the piano outside!
I AM CARTOON LADY! over 7 years ago
Ya know, now that I think of it…OW!!
Stephen Gilberg over 7 years ago
Show her videos of the Piano Guys. That ought to help.
I like how Phoebe’s dress always has a simple one-stripe pattern but keeps appearing in different colors.
Averagemoe over 7 years ago
That’s the part that isn’t Ozy and Millie.
John W Kennedy Premium Member over 7 years ago
Advanced Tea Substitute.
My wife and I beta-tested that one.
Wizard4168 about 4 years ago
Schrodinger’s homework: until you open the folder and collapse the waveform by observing the contents, you simultaneously do and don’t have homework.