Daddy's Home by Tony Rubino and Gary Markstein for August 05, 2016

@bevDidn’t we go though this yesterday?

better start labeling your personal items you want other people (specially gluttonous cousins) not to eat

Am I the only reader who really dislikes Spork?

Tony said 6 and 3 hours on Facebook and 7 hours ago on Twitter (prior to this post)

Still in Italy. wifi is spotty. back at you ASAP!

If Spork continues eating so much, he will end up in a big picture. XXXL, to be precise.

Does anyone else remember that “Hangover”-episode from “Psych” where the gang gets drugged and try to remember what happened?Donuts are involved, too – and one of them is too big to be swallowed even by Spork.

With a name like Spork(spoon/fork), did you not think he was a HOGGY type of guy?

Spork felt entitled to it. Interesting to me is that a taker is mad at a taker for taking what he thinks is his. Though he thinks it is alright to take it from someone else.What can we take away from this?

Oh go ahead and eat the last donut in the Universe and see if I care.

Come on. Everybody knows if there is one left you take half of it and leave (a stale) half for the next person.

I don’t care for Spork, I don’t think he adds anything. Actually his behavior makes me wanna whomp him.

Do you see/get the big picture?

Define “big”…

Excuse me, while I run inside and grab the last doughnut…

Smack the little rodent across the mouth!

Spork is a good argument to bring back the draft.

QOTD #1: Some people only think about themselves, it’s not good to have two of those people in the same room.

QOTD #2: Only when my picture window shades are open.

Tony said on Facebook, about 4 hours earlier

“Florence now. Just saw Michelangelo’s David for the second time in my life. Abso-F-ing-lutely… speechless. I quit.Aug. 6What’s the point of going on as an artist after that?”

And there was another strip, too:https://www.facebook.com/DaddysHomeComics/photos/a.391493474689.171573.175279239689/10154044967164690/?type=3